What are you?
Berichtje dat ik van een vriendinnetje kreeg Three guys, a lady and myself were sitting at the bar talking about our professions.
The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know.... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful; Intelligent; Ecologist"
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know...Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you now....Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."
Then, they suddenly look at me and immediately I said...I'm a BITCH!
What does a Bitch means?
B - BABE
I - IN
T - TOTAL
C - CONTROL of
H- HERSELF
So ladies, next time somebody calls you a
Bitch...........SMILE...........And say Thank You!!!!!!!!
PASS THIS ON TO ALL THE LADIES YOU KNOW !