Being a woman

waarom is het goed om een vrouw te zijn?!? Dit heeft helemaal niks met koken te maken, maar goed. Het is wel leuk. En misschien heeft het toch wel met koken te maken. IT’S GOOD TO BE THE WOMAN.
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious
gynecological disorder excuses.
Taxis stop for us.
We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever
rival The Speedo.
We don’t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without
ever touching her rear.
We never have to reach down every so often
to make sure our privates are still there.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to people of the opposite ***
without having to picture them naked.
If we marry someone 20 years younger,
we’re aware that we look like an idiot.
There are times when chocolate really can
solve all your problems.
We’ll never regret piercing our ears.
We can fully assess a person just by
looking at their shoes.
We can make comments about how silly men
are in their presence, because they aren’t listening anyway.

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  1. Meegenomen om ook no eens door te kunnen lezen. En doorgestuurd naar mijn zus in Canada!

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